Over the weekend, I took a break from the rigors of college to get grilled on something even more challenging: first grade sentence completion and math equations. I had a pretty tough teacher but I think I did well, all things considered.
Did I mention my niece is one of my favoritest people in the world?
The classic newbie mistake — I forgot my name! Spoiler: my real name is Uncle Scott. Oh, no! My secret is out!
Also, I got marked down for a “fancy” 2 and because my G looks like an S. T-that’s just how I make them, okay? The school system is crushing my individuality! Fight the power!
My first instinct was to say “flat” but then I decided that that must mean it’s too mainstream. I guess sometimes it’s okay to go with what’s mainstream…
My bias in the cat/dog debate isn’t too noticeable here, is it?
The goal of these two questions was to think of animals that were similar. I was not told that this was the required format for this section of the exam until after I had finished it. I call shenanigans.
So far, I’m a solid C student. My parents aren’t going to be happy about this.
This one’s actually kind of fascinating. The implication being that my niece’s teacher has marked answers of hers as “fiction” before. I guess it makes sense — to make sure kids really know the difference between reality and fiction, but it still makes me feel a little sad. Anyhow, I’m told I didn’t lose any points for a fictional answer. Whew! In that case, forgetting your name automatically drops you to a B- ?! Well, at least it’s not a C again.
As an aside, this kid is either really into cats, or she’s been around me too much and my cat-love has rotted her brain. Seriously, this exam was 50% cat-related questions.
So… when do they start doing long division? Third grade? Well, that gives me two years to study up. At present, I would bomb that test harder than I have ever bombed before.
Ha! You and your niece are adorable. <3 cats
I'm also saddened to hear that teachers are making such concrete distinctions between fact and fiction–obviously they are not so disparate. We should be encouraging imagination, not limiting it to these narrow confines of "what is and isn't."
You should look at this TED talk–it's good! http://www.ted.com/talks/young_ha_kim_be_an_artist_right_now.html
Ooh. I love this. This man is wonderful. Every time someone links me to a TED talk, I come out the other side feeling inspired.